Posts by dirty larry

i started wondering about the "nice" guys (such as myself).... it's been my experience that women tend not to go for the "nice" guy who has a lot to offer - big heart, kind, good income, etc.

they seem far more likely to go for the aggressive "jerk" or "rebel" who treats them like dirt.. why is that?.

dirty larry

Elsewhere-

how about a combination of Intellect and Thrilling? ..here is the idea: Time a date with a fly-over of the International Space Station... Take her to a public park and let her know where and when to watch.

geez mate. You got NO bloody idea at all have ya?
Check out 7006s slick technique. THATs how ya do it.
Tell em yer not interested and advertize yerself at the same time.

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im a liceinced electrician now working in wireless communication installations.i love the electrical industry,there is so much to learn and so many different things do work with and technology is always changing.never a boaring day especially when we are working in the office buildings downtown,chicks everywhere!.

beans.

dirty larry

Im a professional perv.
I get to drive around in a very hot ute with a very big engine. It goes like a scalded cat! Jeez, its got a loud muffler too.
Me an me workmate drop the guts out of it at lights when we take off, especially if theres some saucy lookin bird that might be impressed. Me an the bloke I work with dont do much actual work,nah, we just check out the birds in the car next door at the lights, stare frankly at the tits of sheilas walkin down the street towards us, and generally chat em up. We wuz chattin up this millionaire piece of crumpet today, in Brighton.(snob suburb)We talked her inta given us a guided tour of her mansion. We didnt bonk her though.
We wear sunglasses all the time, so we look supercool. Even when its bloody rainin'
Oh yeah...we do a bit of paintin' for a crust.

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An Anointeds Concubine?

by ElijahTheThird in

that one in a position of responsibility for others, could a "minister / clergy / anointed / elder" be rightious in gods eyes in having a couple concubines besides the one wife?.

norval

dirty larry

Whats an "Edomite"?

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Comic Books

by Rummy1 in

when i was a kid aged 11 i was a jw kid but i absolutely loved to read and collect dc comics (superman batman etc).

then guess what happened ?

the wbts brought out an awake codemning them !!!

dirty larry

Tin tin and Snowy....how tweet!!
Aw prisca, what a ...LADY you are!.

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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

by ladonna in

jw
friends

lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

dirty larry

Geez Logical.
Youre not a bad looking piece of crumpet either.
You dont talk much though.
Im a man of few words myself, so Id have to have a girl that talks a fair bit otherwise itd be pretty quiet about the place.
Theres nothin better than listenin to the singsong sound of a gasbag
sheila wafflin away talkin about somethin and nothing.Geez, youse can make a saga out of opening a loaf of bread!
Course, a bloke dont have to actually be Lissnin. Just nod and grunt now and then. Fools them every time.Long as their happy.

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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

by ladonna in

jw
friends

lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

dirty larry

Try to see the upside of the girls X Pat.
Go check Moes picture in the "Pics" thread.
Jesus Christ!
Me hearts still pounding like a jackhammer.
Can you imagine wakin up next to that every mornin?
Youd be sayin to yerself "Christ! How did I get this lucky?"
Youd think you were dead an in heaven.
Youd be out slavin your ass out 20 hours a day to buy her all the nail polish she wanted.
Theres good things in the world mate.

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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

by ladonna in

jw
friends

lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

dirty larry

Yeah'r X Pat, Mate.
I know youre angry and I know where yer comin from mate believe me.
Seems these days A mans got to consider the 'rights' of everyone else, except himself. The only "right" a mans got is the right to work his asshole out and pay the bills.
Yer right mate, believe me.
All these issues in the world today, changin opinions, political correctness, and what not.
But dont ever forget mate, dont lose sight of the real facts, the girls are still the girls. When you get with them, one on one, theyre all of them a diamond.Sparklin there before your eyes.
What the social rules are dont mean jack shit once yer dealin with em individually. look at each one of them for what they are.Eh mate..what would the world be without the girls? Bloody dead.

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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

by ladonna in

jw
friends

lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

dirty larry

Yer Ladonna, I was just readin your post before. Cant make any bloody sense out of it at all.
I was lookin to see if we might have had anything in common.
About the only thing I could spot was that you like a bloke with dirty hands.
Mine're pretty dirty sometimes after Ive finished cleaning out the cow shed.Course. They havent touched the "earth" as such, but they ve touched stuff thats been eaten whats grown OUT of the earth. So we almost got a point of agreement there.

But thats about it lovey.Shame really.
Sorry to let you down.

I mean, whats this: "Loves to make love on impulse"?
Why the bloody hell would I want to have a screw on the bonnet of the car? Theres a bed inside the house.

"Put water out for birds"?
The only thing we do with bloody birds here is shoot the mongrel bastards. They eat all the crops.
Youve gotta face up to the hard realities of life on the land sugar plum.

"Make coffee when it should have been my turn"?
Stone the Bloody crows! Yer jokin arent ya!?!
You makes the bloody coffeee when I snap me fingers...ALL the time!
Jeessusss.

your runnin thru a vineyard cryin,and you want him to chase you
so you can pretend you dont want him to chase you then he can pretend he doesnt see you??
Jeez Ladonna, I confess, youre a sexy lookin bird but youre too bloody convoluted for me!
Aussie man hunger...good luck mate. Shes all yours.